Hej · Official dog of the household

Mila

Golden retriever. Professional sunbeam. Unofficial mayor of every park she has ever entered.

Copy TBD Short intro goes here — age, who she lives with, the thing she is famous for. Until then: she is a golden retriever, which is already a complete personality.

See the photo wall Grok Imagine gallery

Mila, a cream golden retriever, catching a treat mid-air under a rainbow — The rainbow treat. Tap to boop.

The real-life archive

Photo wall

Ulrik’s real photos — cream golden retriever, no stand-ins. Files live in images/photos/. Sideways iPhone shot? Straighten it here.

Overhead view of Mila holding a cat-sandwich plush

Sandwich mode

I brought you a gift. You’re welcome.

Outdoor walk

Official tree inspector. This trunk has some explaining to do.

Lawn union

I decided to keep all of them. Every single one.

Hedge sniff

Today’s news, printed in shrub.

Mila on the lawn beside a shredded toy and stuffing

Crime scene

The toy started it.

Stick hour

Important wood. Do not disturb.

Lawn bone

Very serious marrow business. Do not approach.

Deck rest

Off the clock. Obviously.

Mila standing in a lake, licking her nose

Lake mlem

Ankle-deep. Tongue out. No notes.

Sleeping bed

System update in progress. Do not disturb the floof.

Bed elephant

Discussing the elephant in the bed.

Red toy

The red one is the favourite. Science.

Extreme close-up of Mila’s nose at floor level

Nose office

The official sniffing apparatus. Boop at your own risk.

Mila peering through a window with her chin on a pile of snow

Snow patrol

Chin on the drift. Cocoa through the glass, please.

Play wrestle

Friendly fire. She started it.

Sunset deck

Golden hour, golden dog.

Cinnamon roll

Curled. Grey bed. Out of office.

Mila catching a treat mid-air under a rainbow

Rainbow treat

Forget the pot of gold. She found the snack.

Grok Imagine

Imagine gallery

A dedicated wall for generated stills and short loops of Mila (cream golden retriever). Stills go in images/imagine/. Animated clips go in media/animations/.

Illustrated cream puppy proudly holding a cat-sandwich plush

Still

Sandwich diplomat

Grok Imagine. Certified cat-wich quality control.

Illustrated close-up of Mila’s nose, ready to boop

Still

Boop-o-meter

Currently reading: 100%.

Illustrated Mila catching a treat under a rainbow in the mountains

Still

Snack at the rainbow

Majestic landscape. Zero thoughts. Only treats.

Illustrated cream puppy in a pile of toy stuffing, looking innocent

Still

The stuffing defence

Seeking legal counsel. The plushie started it.

MP4 slot

Imagine loop 01

Drop a muted MP4 here next. media/animations/loop-01.mp4

MP4 slot

Imagine loop 02

Second clip — zoomies welcome. media/animations/loop-02.mp4

Household entertainment

Funny games

A hub for small browser games. Titles TBD — each game gets its own folder under games/. Same list lives at /games/. These cards are empty on purpose.

Game 01

Fetch (working title)

A tiny throw-and-return game. Rules, art, and chaos still in the lab.

Game coming soon

Game 02

Treat detective (working title)

Find the hidden snack before Mila does. Currently just a polite empty room.

Game coming soon

Filed with the household

Facts about Mila

Funny until they are true. Swap any line — placeholders are marked.

Full name Mila last name TBD
Occupation Unpaid emotional support. Paid exclusively in cheese, walks, and sofa rights.
Superpower Making any room 40% cozier just by lying down in it.
Known weakness The doorbell. Possibly also cucumbers. confirm with Ulrik
Languages Tail, eyebrow, and a little Danish. Understands “gå tur” at distances science cannot explain.
Political platform More walks. Earlier dinner. Open borders for tennis balls.

“I have never done anything wrong in my entire life.”

— Mila, probably, with a tennis ball. Ulrik: replace with a real quote if you have one

Notes for later

A short letter from Mila, a birthday, a favourite beach — whatever wants a home. Leave this card until the copy arrives.

Real photos → images/photos/01-…18-*.jpg
Grok Imagine stills → images/imagine/
Animated clips → media/animations/
Wonky iPhone rotation → /admin (rewrites the file)